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A compilation of 
THE ANNOUNCEMENT SONG
(Frere Jaques)
Words of wisdom, words of wisdom,
We don't need, we don't need,
Stupid words of wisdom, stupid words of wisdom,
Dumb, dumb, dumb.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.
 

 (London Bridge)
Make the announcements short and sweet,
Short and sweet, short and sweet.
Make the announcements short and sweet,
They're so BORING!

(How Dry I Am)
We sold our cow, moo.
We sold our cow, moo.

We have no use 
for your bull now.
An Announcement

(Ever Seen a Lassie)
Have you ever seen a windbag,
A windbag, a windbag,
Have you ever seen a windbag.
Well there's one right now.
Swings this way and that way,
Swings this way and that way,
Have you ever seen a windbag,
 Well there's one RIGHT NOW!
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