Herman, The Family Pet.
(This is more of a chant than a song.)
(Tune)

One fine day as I was 
Skipping home from school, 
Skipping home from school,
Skipping home from school.
There was my mother, [snap,snap]
And there was father,  [snap,snap]
And there was sister, [snap,snap] 
And there was brother, [snap,snap]
And there was Herman,  [snap,snap] 
The family pet, [snap,snap] 
And he was this big. (Indicate Chihuahua size)
 

One fine day as I was...... (As above.)
...There was my sister.
But where is my brother?
It makes me soooooo mad! (Stamp feet angrily.)
And there was Herman the family pet,
And he was this big. (Indicate Spaniel size.)
 
 

One fine day..... 
...But where's my sister?
It makes me soooooo mad!
And there was Herman the family pet,
And he was this big. (Indicate German Shepherd size.)

...But where's my father?
It makes me soooooo mad!
And there was Herman the family pet,
And he was this big. (Indicate Horse size.)

...But where's my mother?
It makes me soooooo mad!
And there was Herman the family pet,
And he was this big. (Indicate Elephant size.)

One fine day as I was 
Skipping home from school, 
Skipping home from school, 
Skipping home from school.
There was Herman, the family pet.
And Herman went "BRAAACK" (Barf Sound)
There was my mother, and there was father, 
And there was sister, and there was brother,
And there was Herman, the family pet,
And he was this big. (Indicate Chihuahua size)

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