| Chorus:
It aint gonna rain no more no more, It aint gonna rain no more, So how the heck can I wash my neck If it aint gonna rain no more. |
Alternate Chorus:
It aint gonna rain no more no more, It aint gonna rain no more, So how the heck can I wash my neck If the soap's in the house next door. |
| Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot And everywhere that Mary went Its sooty foot he put. |
Mary had a little Lamb,
Her father shot it dead, She still takes the lamb to school Between two bits of bread. |
| Mary had an little lamb
It danced in skips and hops, It danced into the road one day And ended up as chops |
A peanut sat on a railroad track
His heart was all a-flutter A chooka train came round the bend, TOOT TOOT Peanut butter. |
| A hen and a chicken went for a walk
Just to stretch their legs, A motorcar came round the bend, TOOT TOOT Ham and eggs. |
An old man lay down by a sewer
And by a sewer he died. Now, at the coroner's request, They called it sewer-side. |
| Oh! the night was dark and dreary,
The air was full of sleet, The old man stood out in the storm, His shoes were full of feet. |