Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat worms,
Short, fat, juicy ones, skinny winny winny ones,
See how they squiggle and squirm.

I bite off their heads and [slurping noise] out
the juice
And throw the skins away,
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day!
 

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm going down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes (slurping noise) down your throat
 

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Going down the garden to eat worms
Big ones fat ones skinny ones slimy ones
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!

Uup come the first one, uup comes the second one
Uuuuup comes the third little worm
Big ones fat ones, skinny ones, slimy ones
Yukky, yukky,yukky, yukky, yuk!